It's me !
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I'm a devil !
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Post by It's me ! on Feb 13, 2007 19:48:02 GMT
Post all your jokes here ;D here's a good one ----------------------------------------------- john was coming home with a homework. he had to write 3 sentences. he went to ask his father. but his father was furiously reading the paper. "Dad, tell me a sentence ?" and his dad shouted: "GO TO HELL !" then he went to his brother who finished watching Superman and was shouting "Superman!" so he asked "tell me a sentence ?" and he shouted "Superman !" Then he went to his mom, who was cooking and singing. "Mom, tell me a sentence" and she kept singing "Come with me, my looove..." next day the teacher said: - john, read me your sentences. - GO TO HELL ! - oh ! who thought you that ? - Superman ! - John, if you keep with this nonsense I will throw you out of the classroom ! - Come with me, my looove...
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ve
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Post by ve on Feb 14, 2007 16:12:48 GMT
great story ;D
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Post by ~*~Mistic*Prue~*~ on Feb 14, 2007 17:14:43 GMT
that was cute
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Post by Charmed_boy on Feb 14, 2007 20:21:53 GMT
haha John jokes I have one of him. He was coming back from school. His driver came to pick him up. In the car he was constantly saying things like: - If my mom were a queen, my dad a king, I'd be a prince. If my mom were a countess, my dad a count, I'd be a little count. If my mom were ..., my dad a ..., I'd be a little... And so one. The driver was getting annoyed by that thing. So he furiously asked: - If your mom were a crazy woman, your dad a bastard, what would you be ? John looked seriously at the driver and answered: - A Driver.
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